FRIDAY STRESS RELIEVER Location: Alta Vista Golf & Country Club 1 Court | 2:00pm - 5:00pm (3 hours of destressing) Level: Beginners to Adv Beginners 📋 How to Join * Request to join and wait for waitlist approval. * Once confirmed, you’re locked in! ⚙️ Quick Game Rules (The Agenda) • NO SLIDING! We need your ankles intact. • DEATH GAME FORMAT — It's survival of the fittest. Prepare to rally for your lives! • Sudden Death — 1 game to 11 points. 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽 Friendly Reminders • Timing — Be punctual! The battle begins at 2:00 PM sharp. • Safety — Play responsibly. Participation is at your own risk. What to Bring: • Paddle • Court shoes (Please don't break an ankle, we need you to survive) • Water • Salonpas and Katinko 🎾 Venue Etiquette The Class Dismissed Club respects the battleground: 🚭 NO SMOKING/ VAPING inside court premises. 🍴 NO MEALS on court. Eat only in designated zones and practice CLAYGO. 🥅 DO NOT touch the net. ✋🏼 NO VIOLENCE or PHYSICAL HARM towards players or staff (except the emotional damage of a 0-11 loss). 🫶🏼 SURVIVE AND HAVE FUN! May the dinks be ever in your favor! LFG! ✊🏼👏🏼