🏓 PIP: Pickleball Improvement Plan 26 Players Only   Your performance has been reviewed… and unfortunately, improvement is required. 😂   You are therefore being placed under a Pickleball Improvement Plan effective immediately.   Areas for improvement may include: • Excessive unforced errors • Questionable third shot drops • Refusal to stay out of the kitchen • Suspiciously high number of pop ups • Saying “mine!” and then missing the ball • Blaming the paddle, lights, floor, partner or Mercury retrograde   Improvement Method: Social Round Robin Objective: Survive, improve and avoid termination from pickleball Maximum Headcount: 26 players Saturday, 24 October | 12:00 AM Elite Indoor Arena (EIA)   No NTE will be issued. No HR hearing required. Just show up and demonstrate measurable improvement. 😌🏓 Failure to attend may result in an extension of your PIP. 😂